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THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN - Spending us into oblivion for three years, then suddenly pretending to care about spending control? SERIOUSLY?


LBJ - Tell me again how there was no racism in Barry Goldwater states


TAGS: obama says u s underestimated isis
Rating: 4.73/5

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JGalt - October 3, 2014, 6:47 am
JGalt - October 3, 2014, 6:47 am
when someone does not go to 60% of the daily briefings, they get to blame anyone they want to!

GREAT INTENTIONS - Horrific results


TAGS: bama says bush is hitler
Rating: 4.08/5

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terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 1:43 pm
and the only reason bush is more scummy than obama is because obama failed in his attempts to use terrorist attacks to take away people's rights. his attack on the second ammendment failed, bush's attack on the first and fourth was a total success.
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 1:41 pm
in truth, i dont think the US has had a "good" president since eisenhower
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 1:40 pm
the only reason i'm not focusing on clinton's massive f***up, is that clinton didnt create the patriot act. terrorists kill indiscriminately, but they cant take away your freedom, only a politician can do that.
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 1:37 pm
even the owner of the buildings saw it coming http://www.secretsofthefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lucky-larry1.jpg
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 1:37 pm
true, but plenty was gathered once he entered office. http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/10/us/august-01-brief-is-said-to-warn-of-attack-plans.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 8:53 am
After Clinton had bin Laden released from prison, he had seven years to gather intel on bin Laden. He didn't. The narrative, however, has switched to why Bush did not do anything to stop 9/11. The fact was, Bush had inherited almost no intel.
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 4:56 am
its not a "conspiracy" that bush had intelligence warning of the attacks prior to 9/11, its public f***ing knowledge. you're the last person who should be talking about "conspiracy theorists", climate change denialism requires belief in a huge conspiracy
EmmaRoydes - September 14, 2014, 2:59 am
So, now we can add conspiracy theorist to global warming nut on your resume'?
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 12:29 am
When you ask North Koreans why they let their government spend so much money on the military (almost 2X their GDP than the US)while their population is struggling to eat, the people will point at the sky and talk about clouds. America is becoming that way
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 12:22 am
...in crop dusting to explain the slow execution of the population after it was announced that Barack Obama had authorized the use of drones to kill Americans who he considers his enemy without due process of the law. Has anyone been to North Korea...
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 12:19 am
To be clear, a sitting American President has instructed the Department of Education to start teaching classes comparing a former American President to Adolph Hitler. This is akin to the philosophical debate that erupted about the use of insecticides...
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 1:49 pm
i understand that some may be sensitive about hitler's actions, but i think the best way we can honour their memory is by learning from history, and ensuring that another monster like hitler is NEVER allowed to take power EVER again.
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 1:48 pm
its also virtually identical to the burning of the reichstag, which was instrumental in hitler's attempts to justify banning all opposing political parties. afterwards, all opposition to hitler's policies was "silenced" with accusations of terrorism.
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 1:45 pm
to be fair, theres a huge difference between gas chambers and depleted uranium rounds, but they're both pretty f***ed up, they're both "war criminal" material. its not on the same scale as the holocaust, but that doesnt mean its ok.
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 1:44 pm
which is pretty much exactly the same as what hitler did to poland, though he faked the attack, rather than just letting it happen. bush also used depleted uranium rounds in the iraq war, which has led to birth defects in thousands of iraqi children
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 1:43 pm
the CIA warned bush about 9/11, he did nothing. he let it happen. and then when it did happen, he used it as an excuse to bring in unconstitutional national security laws, and invade a foreign country.
Cyberhagen - September 13, 2014, 1:13 pm
And not to mention the obvious to all but the retarded, we don't target innocents. Jihadists /anti-zionists have much much more in common with Hitler's philosophy.
Cyberhagen - September 13, 2014, 1:12 pm
Um, no it's not, that's sick. Jews did nothing to Hitler, he had 6 MILLION of them rounded up and killed. We were still at war with Saddam, and killed nowhere near that many Iraqis. In fact, at the end of the Iraq war, more were killed by AQ than the US
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 7:33 am
to be fair, the comparison is pretty valid. the only thing i dislike is the fact that they ignore obama's crimes against freedom. both presidents should be seen for what they are, traitors to the constitution and the american people.
Zeitguy - September 12, 2014, 10:00 pm
A liberal teacher with an agenda gets to influence our children to compare our past president with Hitler. Only in America.
CthulthuDownUnder - September 12, 2014, 7:52 pm
aye, you know it is the decline of civilization when the world's leaders are competing for the "worst of" list.
terroraustralis - September 12, 2014, 6:16 pm
and obama will always be remembered as the betrayer, who promised to undo the damage bush had done, and then refused to follow through on his promises. if bush is lenin, obama is stalin.
Curlyrocks - September 12, 2014, 4:44 pm
Bush, Obama, They were both pretty awful. History may remember Obama worse but Bush will be remembered as the start of Americas end.


THE SECURITY OF CLOWNS - Bozos abound in DC! Clown alert: Janet Napolitano says the "system worked"


CONTEXT - Indeed, it is very important to not leave a single thing out of the equation.


TAGS: second amemndment says well regulated
Rating: 1.8/5

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crankyhead - December 17, 2012, 4:42 pm
Fox, for the record, I've absolutely no interest in disarming law abiding citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2012, 1:49 pm

......or maybe janitors? How about giving the students themselves guns? Yeah, that would stop the violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2012, 1:48 pm

The shootings are a direct result of mental illness, easy access to guns, poor security in schools and last but not least by a long sh** .....the sick idolization of weapons and gaining fame through violence. Are you suggesting armed teachers?...
PapaFox - December 17, 2012, 6:18 am
Good one crankyhead. It's about time some perspective entered the discussion.
foxrecon19d - December 16, 2012, 6:14 pm
One wonders...Just how does disarming law abiding citizens stop criminals? Remember, the shootings are a direct result of liberals disarming law abiding citizens.

in other news...reality -

jimmy says -

Says who? -

TAGS: trump lawyer says who polls
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - August 24, 2016, 6:43 pm
P.S. Here is where you got your talking points, Captain Talking Points. Just in case you thought we didn't notice your, um, deficiency in originality. Cheers www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/08/24/trump-kellyanne-conway-polls/89254340/
fauxnews - August 24, 2016, 6:41 pm
...If the algorism and bot missed a reputable polls, then please list it. Or keep bulls*tting. And if my "credibility" is "done", I guess Trump should win soundly this November. In that case, you should have nothing to worry about. I'm not *snickering*
fauxnews - August 24, 2016, 6:39 pm
Actually that is every legitimate poll, Captain Talking Points. It's an aggregator, it doesn't cherry-pick...it even includes right-leaning polls showing Trump losing. It's h**linked to the polls out there, there is no editorializing.
ElevenBlavo - August 24, 2016, 5:44 pm
Snickering... that's not ALL of them. That is a very miniscule, cherry picking sample, of ALL. But, yes. You are correct. Any credibility you may have had is 'Done' based on your last post
fauxnews - August 23, 2016, 11:57 pm
Done. Aggregator of national polls: http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/national-polls/
ImWithHitlery - August 23, 2016, 11:53 pm
Name them. ALL of them.

How Greta Got Her Groove Back -

the reason we still have climate change -

TAGS: climate change deniers stupid sciencesaysso
Rating: 1.73/5

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fauxnews - March 24, 2015, 11:02 am
I sure did! But I brought my BIKE instead. ;-) Good times. My last hurrah before my big job a**ignment.
OTC - March 22, 2015, 12:32 pm
Faux claims the conclusion of science is that humans are causing climate change, but I get attacked and called a crackpot Rep denier for lusting in #73920 human (man-made) CO2 sources, lol. liberalism is a mental disease
calron - March 21, 2015, 3:21 pm
The Earth is an oblate spheroid, rather than round.
OTC - March 19, 2015, 10:09 pm
Are you gonna ride your Mountain Mike while there?
OTC - March 19, 2015, 10:08 pm
Everything I listed has nothing to do with political opinion
fauxnews - March 19, 2015, 7:16 pm
Speaking of volancoes... going to the Hawaiian islands to visit some extended family! =) Speak with you blokes sometime next week. Faux, signing off. Cheers
fauxnews - March 19, 2015, 7:12 pm
Well..those things have nothing to do with the 'conclusion' of science that man-made climate change caused by CO2 is unequivocal. But those things have everything to do w/your cognitive dissonance.Stop confusing political opinion with scientific consensus
OTC - March 19, 2015, 5:23 pm
So orbital cycles and solar cycles and volcano eruptions and earthquakes and el Nino have nothing to do with science?
fauxnews - March 19, 2015, 2:08 pm
*yawn*No,OTC. Not according to the liberals.And according to you crackpot Repub deniers. But according to virtually every reputable SCIENTIST on the planet. Your inability to understand or tolerate the science isn't the same thing as it being wrong. ;-)
OTC - March 19, 2015, 12:14 pm
Oh liberals understand the interactions of various cycles, but according to them its the industrial revolution cycle, driving a fossil fueled vehicle cycle, using incandescent bulbs cycle, drilling for oil cycle, etc etc
ipaprime - March 19, 2015, 9:25 am
Yeah Liberals just don't understand that our climate changes naturally over time according to the interaction of various cycles and how they interact with each other.